Guys are in the bathroom so long because we start reading useless stuff on our phones and lose track of time. One time I realized I had been reading about old school wrestling so long my feet were …7. We have no idea where your pee hole is or how that works. We just have one hole but you guys have an entire Play Doh fun factory going on down there. Sexually, we can take care of you, but as far as peeing goes, no clue.
=))))))))) wtf
9. Please keep asking us to kill bugs and open jars. There are very few times when we get to feel like a legitimate tough guy, but that little moment definitely helps.
11. The absolute worst thing you can do is ask if you’re prettier than someone in a movie or magazine. I don’t ask if I’m more attractive than Channing Tatum because, come on. Plus, that’s the product of a team of stylists and photo editors. You’re you. We’re here. Let’s make out.
15. During sex, please don’t ever ask what we’re thinking about. The answer is usually “don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet.”
=)))) trời ơi
one very clever article about guys
bạn viết cũng duyên dáng ghê
Damn true :”>
+Quên mất tênYêu em yêu vừa vòng tay
Nhớ em nhớ cả những ngày chưa yêu
+(via cuong205a)Đang Nghỉ Ở Nhà Ngủ thì lại mơ thấy là đang Ngủ Ở Nhà Nghỉ.
.
Giấc mơ đẹp :)
Clarification: I am not advocating a typical voting ring. That is bad. This is a 20-30 minute push to relevance and then step back. I wouldn’t get people upvoting for hours, that is silly.
—
Getting on the frontpage of Hacker News is the holy grail for people in the tech space. The frontpage…

Life is short. Speak when you want to :).